Ten things I'm not going to do today
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Here, in no particular order, is a list of ten things that I’m definitely not going to do today:
- Teach you how to increase your Twitter followers by15000%
- Play football (or soccer, depending on where you are)
- Fly down the Death Star trench and fire torpedoes (especially not without the targeting computer!)
- Throw myself at the ground and miss
- Place long stemmed flowers in gunbarrels
- Get adamantium metal bonded to my skeleton
- Photosynthesize (after all, it isn’t easy being green)
- Join any causes or cause any joins
- Clean your room
- Publish a serious blog post
How about you? Are there any things that you’ve definitely ruled out for the day?
Hey Mark … a Sunday smile, thanks … was too lazy to comment via blackberry … easier to comment “terrestrially” via laptop …
ok, one of 3 things: (1) I. must. have. more. coffee. , (2) I have had too much coffee, or (3) am still bothered by cancellation of CBC's Sunday … my spelling is atrocious this morning. comment below is me
Thanks for stopping by, Doreen!
For shame! You wouldn't want to photosynthesize? If men can give birth, after all…
It's all of the standing around in the sun that would get me, Ari…
There you go again, Mark, thinking of the status quo. Change your mindset, change your status quo, and you can walk around in the sun.
Sorry, but real men just don't come equipped with a uterus and vagina.
Yup, if I had four legs and were covered in spotted fur, that would be me lying in the middle of the road takin' it easy. As it is, that's pretty much what I've done all day, just with a laptop keeping me warm instead of the warm sunshine that's absent this “first weekend of summer” in San Francisco.
Bummer, that.
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Thanks for the inspiration-gave me lots of ideas for my own list!